We, the furniture of your abode, have never really asked for anything from you. We have not complained when being sat on nor have we complained about spills and carelessness that our lovely owner and family have instill upon us. We have not complained about children jumping on us although we have to admit we have occasional shifted our cushions a bit resulting in an occasional tumble. But now we are requesting, no demanding some respect. Call it a furniture revolution if you like. We want furniture slipcovers!
Allow us to explain. Like you humans gray, we too show signs of our age. Our upholstery thins and our colors fade. You may enjoy color change when you dye your hair, but we really do not appreciate the grape juice affect. We silently took it while all along praying for the day you would protect us from such catastrophes with furniture slipcovers. You did not, so now we are demanding furniture slipcovers.
The dining room chairs are crying out for new life. Their upholstery is wearing near their demise. Your company has been less then kind and well, the stains are beyond repair. They were once a brilliant cream, now dingy gray. You have to admit they deserve furniture slipcovers as they have served your family well with many family dinners. Dining chair slipcovers will bring them new life and protect them from the mishaps that are common at your dinning table. Do they not deserve furniture slipcovers after all the service they have provided you? Moreover, just think, the next time company comes you can impress them with their new look. Furniture slipcovers will bring a new fabulous look to every room.
Okay, now moving on over to us big boys that take the blunt of the abuse, me, the sofa, the loveseat and all them comfy chairs, we too deserve a little tender loving care. We too deserve furniture slipcovers. Look at us. We are sturdy and dependable and have done well by you, your family, and friends. However, although not human we have aged and are showing it. I am torn and battered, my upholstery stained and worn. Just think of how grand we would all look with furniture slipcovers. They make them for all of us, me, the sofa, and loveseat slipcovers, and all the comfy chair slipcovers too you know. In addition, furniture slipcovers are stain resistant and 100% washable. You know what that means don’t you. It means you would only have to get them this one time unless of course you want to change up your décor again. Furniture slipcovers come in a wide variety of styles, colors, and fabrics.
Just the other day, while you were all gone at work and play we got on the computer and I found a sofa slipcover I absolutely fell in love with. We all found furniture slipcovers that are a perfect match for us. We know you would love them too. However, more importantly it will not cost you that much to save us with furniture slipcovers. We understand finances more then you know, see we hear you talking; we do listen. So instead of spending your hard earned money to replace us with new furniture all we are asking is that you go to …………… and look at the wide variety of furniture slipcovers offered. See how much money you can save by getting us furniture slipcovers that will keep us from deteriorating any further to where you have to replace us.
Sincerely,
Your loyal furniture
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